I WISH SCIENTISTS COULD SPEEDILY COME UP WITH VACCINE TO CURE EMMANUEL MWAMBA’S LIES – PHIRI

By Merlyn Mwanza

I wish scientists could speedily come up with “anti lies vaccines” to inoculate Emmanuel Mwamba, says UPND member Major Ben Phiri.

In a statement to Daily Revelation, Maj Phiri charged that former Ambassador to Ethiopia Mwamba has a penchant for lying consistently.

“Emmanuel Mwamba amazes me with his incessant string of lies. His penchant for peddling blatant lies appears to have no finishing line. He strives on nothing but ubufi, wenye, boza, etc. Whenever he says anything, there is a 99.99% chance that it is one of his string of lies,” Maj Phiri stated. “A few days ago, Mwamba shamelessly concocted the human violation report released in 2018 and made people believe it was a recent one.”

Maj Phiri claimed that he has made multiple attempts at finding out why Amb Mwamba “is so comfortable with telling lies.”

“I expect really wish our scientists could speedily come up with ALV (Anti Lies Vaccine) and l would apply the ‘car wash minimal’ force and compel him to be inoculated. Sincerely speaking, l have met people who are habitual liars but by a thousand miles, Mwamba tops the list,” stated Maj Phiri. “His affinity for telling lies through his teeth is so glaring that if we were to organise an African Cup of Liars, he can undoubtedly mint platinum.”

Amb Mwamba was recently arrested by police, but in the process of arresting him, the former Ambassador said he was beaten up with clear bruises showing.

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